An oil speculator dies and goes to heaven. St.Peter meets him and the gate and tells him he can’t get in because there are already too many oil men in heaven.

The speculator pleads with him and begs for 2 minutes in heaven to make room for him. St.Peter laughs and says he’ll never talk anyone out of leaving heaven…so go ahead and try.

A minute later thousands of oil guys are rushing to get past St.Peter and push him out of the way.

What in the hell did you do? Asks St.Peter?

Oil guy says, simple, told them there was a big oil find in hell.

That’s terrible, exclaimed Pete. But a deal is a deal, you can stay.

No thanks, I’m off to hell, with all that interest there must be some truth to the rumor.

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